Thursday, July 17, 2008

Love Shack

Four lesbian couch surfers in the livingroom tonight, sure makes the place feel a lot more "homey." They are all cute, fun girls.

Got my first bike related injury - THAT didn't take long. It looks like nothing, but hurt/s like FUCK! Lets just say the peddle took a deep chunk out of my ankle. I knew it hurt pretty bad, then 15 minutes later I look down and there's a bunch of blood all over my ankle.

And as though that wasn't enough injury for one day...I then drop a heavy pair of gardening shears on one of my toes...well, it's swollen and purple now...I can't say much more on the status of that, 'cept oh yeah, same foot, awesome!

Leaving for Seattle Sunday for business / pleasure (See Ivre, yay!) I postponed Canada for a bit longer until I get some proper ducks in a row.

We are trapping cats on Saturday for the FCC (Feral Cat Coalition)...getting them spayed / neutered and then re-releasing them into the wild after they've healed. We have about 10 cats we are slowly taking care of 1 x 1. I even named a few of them. My favorite feral cats name is "Sly" because he is the most weary of the surroundings. Then there's "Trash" who is the "alpha-cat" / super-penis-tom-cat-man. He is my least favorite because he has all these subservient minions he bullies. Then there's "Ho" and well, she's his #1 Ho. I don't like her either...she snuck into our house for food and got unknowingly stuck in our livingroom until we heard claws sliding across our hardwood floor in panic followed by the ramming of the cats own doing trying to jump through our window at least three times nearly knocking herself unconscious! It wasn't until she climbed our curtains nearly shredding them did we finally get her outside!

Little else to report at the moment, still on the bike hunt and I resigned-up for lovelab more out of the curiosity of the people that shall come. So far in my 12 hour "active" profile state I've had one interaction from a man likely to be almost 60. Wow, I sure get the gems! I would get to date two men in a row that couldn't get it up! I sure know how to please those men.

Not actually - True or perhaps untrue, I was told twice in this past 24 hour period that I provoked the sensation of tears from two different men by just being honest...There wasn't any belittling but apparently people I attract have issues taking a look in the mirror.

Oh, and I kinda have a laptop now.

xoj

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